Spasm Help Please Exorcism

Spasm Help Please Exorcism (SHPE) is a disease that makes a person loose complete control of their body. Their arms turn into noodles and they can't move. A victim's legs and body would be permanently stuck with no cure, besides a temporary cure with getting scooped up by a motorcycle or car. If done correctly, a person with SHPE can still drive, but must undergo certain measurements and precise action.

Another disease is Crippling Motorcycle Disease.